I do not have any social media. I have never signed up for Myspace when that came out. I have never signed up for anything. Never signed up for anything. And I know there’s- apparently I have tons of accounts. But, guess what folks, they’re not me. And you know what, there were even- there was even times where I was like, you know, maybe I’ll just sign up for a private one or like a- you know, just something so that I can actually just enjoy maybe Instagram with my friends or I can just, you know, Facebook with just my friends. Nope, didn’t even do that, I have nothing. So I don’t even know what happens out there in the world of social media. […] Listen, if hell freezes over and it does happen and for some reason I decide to join, whatever it is, I’m sure it will be public knowledge. In fact, you have my word that it will be public knowledge. If I join I will not join privately, I will join publicly for all to know and understand: “Okay, I’ve sold my soul to the Devil, and now I’m on twitter.
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
I’m like 90% sure no actual awarding would be done because they’d constantly be trying to ride off each others bit and it would turn into like a three hour comedy skit
and it would still be the greatest Oscars
There wouldn’t be any disappointment because nobody would lose.